A porn addict who inserted a live eel up his backside after copying a kinky blue movie had to endure an all night emergency procedure by surgeons in southern China after finding he couldn’t get it out.The unmarried man rushed himself to a hospital casualty unit in Shunde, Guangdong province, and told the astonished medics: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.”
Surgeons finally removed the 20 inch long Asian swamp eel – which weighed more than half a kilo – in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes.
“The eel was simply trying to find it’s way out,” explained one of the medical team.
“It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.
“This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth,” they added.
A police spokesman said: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”